Competitor – Pat The Thinker

Power:            6/8
Technique:   9/10
Agility:            5/7
Strike:             7/6
Submission: 10/5
Grapple:         8/9

V2 Gimmick
Finishers without a competitor’s logo have the “Pat the Thinker” logo.

V1 Gimmick
Ignore the word “Randomly” when any of your cards are affected.

I Think, Therefore I Am

+2 to Strike
+2 to Grapple
When this card is in your discard pile: You may replace "Or" with "And" in the text of your cards and you may ignore "If stopped" in the text of your cards.

The Battle of Wits

+2 to Power
+2 to Submission
Each player randomly discards 3 cards from their hand. Draw 3 cards.

Judge a Man By His Questions Rather Than By His Answers

+2 to Agility
+2 to Submission
Choose a player to flip their deck into their discard pile or choose a player to randomly bury their discard pile.

Compendium / Rulings

FAQ – This gimmick will have no effect on universal dropkick, umbrella hold, or sweeping slam.

Ruling – Ignoring the “If Stopped” on Madness Unleashed does nothing. Since it is not actively removing the text; the text still exists on your opponents cards as Added Text. Otherwise the card would not be allowed to played in this Gimmick.

Ruling – If “I Think, Therefore I am” is in discard pile and you play “Toss Your Son Over the Top” you may choose 1, 2, and 3 to force a mutual bury 6. These count as 3 separate instances of a burial for potential gimmicks or match stipulations.

Note – Ignoring the If Stopped on a card does not allow you to Throw in the Towel. You must stop a card as it is wholly worded to qualify for this spectacle.

Note – You typically ignore If stopped from “I Think, Therefore I Am” when your card is stopped so you don’t get an “If stopped you are DQed.” However if you resolve a card like Mist in the Face you could choose to remove the If Stopped on resolution and willingly lose by DQ. 

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